Vatican Men in Black

Vatican News Flash:

Just moments ago the Roman Catholic Church confirmed the rumors about a new Vatican office. Limited information has been released about the new office. The extent of the office's authority has not been disclosed, but it is assumed that its power will be universal. Vatican officials have reported that the new office is titled:

The Pontifical Office of the Liturgical Police

For more details, see the breaking news at: "Alive and Young".

[Hat tip to Paul Cat via Casey Coleman. Image credit: Fairfield University]