Thursday, March 15, 2007

A thought for Lent

  • I consider the Ten Commandments and face Heaven like a Breakfast Optimist.
    * What's the last time I've murdered someone?
    * Committed adultery?
    * Stolen?
  • I consider the Seven Deadly Sins and face the Tribunal of Heaven in evening terror.
    * Lust?
    * Gluttony?
    * Greed?
    * Sloth?
    * Anger?
    * Envy?
    * Pride?
    AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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